"Bother!", said Pooh, as he formatted yet another pre-installed copy of Windows.
"Windows Everywhere" -- landfills, septic tanks . . .
(WIN98 + ATM) < OS/2 WARP
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ... Bo Derek getting older!
bough, cough, dough, rough, sought, through, hiccough, Loughborough
Certe, Toto, sentio nos in Kansate non iam adesse.
Christine Keeler's family motto: Pro Fumo Fuctus.
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Dulcula, dulcula, dulcula, amorem in ventre habeo.
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
Fensacrytaphobia: Fear of Windows programming
Fera res, facis cor meum canere; facis omnia striosa
Finish the project.  We'll buy you a new family.
Having another excellent OS/2 Warp day.
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
I know that she loves me when there's an absence of gunfire and lawsuits.
I used to kiss her on the lips. But now it's all over.
I yam Popeye of Borg.  Prepares to be askimilagrated.
I'm Inigo Montoya.  You stole my tagline.  Prepare to die.
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
It's a scary thing when you see B8 00 4C CD 21 and know what it does.
Jugiter pulsas, sed intrare non potes.
Landing party, me?  No WAY!!! Guys get killed doing that!
Maths Problems?  Call 0800-[(10x)(13i)]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
No matter how hard you try, you can't polish crap!
Nullam satisfactionem non adipisci possum.
NVNC ID VIDES / NVNC NE VIDES (Motto - Unseen University)
O1234567890ABCDEF     <- Hexcalibur
Quid agis, puella honesta, in hunc loco turpe?
Show me a man who has both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put on his trousers.
Spero mortem priusquam senescam.
Tetris tagline:        
The box said, "Requires Windows 98 or Better", so I bought OS/2.
Think of a disclaimer. It applies.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro.  (I came, I saw, I stuck around.)
Windows 3.1: 8MiB to do a 640KiB job
Windows NT: 32MiB to do a 8MiB job

Windows 2000: 256MiB to do a 32KiB job
Wise Chinese Proverb: "Fed up of your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!"
Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys...  .
xor brain,brain    ; fastest way to clear your head
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